A Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy CD

A Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy CD
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Publisher : HarperCollins
Total Pages : 221
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ISBN-10 : 0060566191
ISBN-13 : 9780060566197
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Book Synopsis A Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy CD by : Lemony Snicket

Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy CD written by Lemony Snicket and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2003-07-29 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: LISTENING TO THIS TAPE WILL ONLY MAKE YOU WEEP... Dear Listener, If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals. S.O.R.E., and the metric system. It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else. With all due respect, LEMONY SNICKET


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