And Now For Some Light Relief...The Genuinely Funny Joke Book

Download or read book And Now For Some Light Relief...The Genuinely Funny Joke Book written by Peter FitzSimons and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2011-08-01 with total page 447 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Australia’s best-selling author’s favourite wisecracks, tall tales and rib-ticklers. Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, 'There's a hell of a lot of steps here.' The second drunk says, 'I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is low down.’ Peter FitzSimons has collected the biggest, bestest, funniest, downright groan-inducing,rib-ticklers, one-liners, knock-knocks, shaggy dog stories and limericks and collated them into the ultimate book of jokes.