Baboon Fart Story

Baboon Fart Story
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 200
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ISBN-10 : 9781312039476
ISBN-13 : 1312039477
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Book Synopsis Baboon Fart Story by : Phronk

Download or read book Baboon Fart Story written by Phronk and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-02-21 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a 2014 blog post by author Chuck Wendig, he addressed the truism that self publishing is the only real choice for authors today: "I can literally write the word 'fart' 100,000 times and slap a cover of [a] baboon urinating into his own mouth, then upload that cool motherfucker right to Amazon. Nobody would stop me. Whereas, at the Kept Gates, a dozen editors and agents would slap my Baboon Fart Story to the ground like an errant badminton birdie." Should we just take Chuck's word for it? Of course not. His hypothesis, like any other, needs to be put to the test. Science, bitch. Can one simply walk into self-publishing like a damn hobbit? This book is the word "fart" written 100 000 times. You are literally about to buy the word ""fart,"" written over and over. There is a picture of a baboon drinking piss on the cover for some reason, but other than that, it's a whole lot of ""fart."" It's also a biting critique of quality control in self-publishing or something.


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