Excuse Me Waiter, but There’S a Flyswatter in My Soup

Excuse Me Waiter, but There’S a Flyswatter in My Soup
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Publisher : Archway Publishing
Total Pages : 214
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ISBN-10 : 9781480836310
ISBN-13 : 1480836311
Rating : 4/5 (311 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Excuse Me Waiter, but There’S a Flyswatter in My Soup by : Fritz Fritzgerald

Download or read book Excuse Me Waiter, but There’S a Flyswatter in My Soup written by Fritz Fritzgerald and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fritz Fritzgerald loves to laugh at life almost as much as he loves to laugh at himself. In his collection of endearingly humorous poems, Fritzgerald balances important topics like spirituality, love, friendship, honesty, and even mortality with equally significant and relatable issues like eating until your stomach explodes, waking up naked in a department store, and peeing in the snow. Fritzgerald, who has learned the hard way not to drink pretty paints, writes for a diverse audience that includes those with a full head of small hairs or only one giant hair; people that silently chew their gum or people that loudly gum their chew; and, most importantly, for anyone who is alive and breathing. In laugh-out-loud poems, Fritzgerald shares leftovers advice, reflects on why one should never take a cherry slushy on a roller coaster, and contemplates how to analyze Martian anatomy somewhere over Kansas when normal goes right out the window. Excuse Me Waiter, but Theres a Flyswatter in My Soup offers a compilation of funny poems that proves, once and for all, that black jellybeans are outcasts.


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