A manual of etiquette in verse covering table manners, hospitality, tidiness, obedience, and other rules of general conduct.

A manual of etiquette in verse covering table manners, hospitality, tidiness, obedience, and other rules of general conduct.

Goops are grabby. Goops are crabby. Goops are impolite. Here are forty poems that tell Goops what behavior's right.

"The Purple Cow!" written by Gelett Burgess is a delightful collection of humorous and whimsical poems that showcase the author's wit and clever wordplay. Burge

Verses about the roundheaded, unpleasant little Goops whose atrocious behavior resembles the whining and bad manners of many little children.