Princesses Don't Parp
| Author | : Peter Bently |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 31 |
| Release | : 2019-08-08 |
| ISBN-10 | : 9781471164132 |
| ISBN-13 | : 1471164136 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (136 Downloads) |
Book Synopsis Princesses Don't Parp by : Peter Bently
Download or read book Princesses Don't Parp written by Peter Bently and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-08-08 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.
