The Subtle Art of Being an Asshole

Download or read book The Subtle Art of Being an Asshole written by Dr. Brandon Day and published by Dr. Richard Littlecock. This book was released on 2023-03-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With his signature humor, heartfelt honesty, and inspirational true-life stories, comedian and bestselling author, Dr. Brandon Day, discusses how he learned to accept his lived truth and come to terms with being an asshole. He shares his struggles with being fat phobic, transphobic, a racist, and his attempt at not being a sexist anymore as he attempts to embrace his new role as a male feminist. He tackles LGBQT issues, how he became a doctor, going woke, and he even shares intimate details from his personal life such as his ex-wife being a raging bitch and his lifelong struggles with his addiction to pooping." -New York Times WHAT OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE SAYING: "Dr. Brandon Day is like a white Maya Angelo. If he had a pussy, I'd definitely grab it." -Donald J. Trump "I am a really mean lesbian so I normally only read books about really mean lesbian stuff, but Dr. Brandon might have turned me straight." -Ellen DeGeneres "Profound and insightful. Dr. Brandon almost made me stop hating white people." -Ibram X. Kendi. "Hot! It totally gave me a boner, and I am not even supposed to have a dick." -Caitlyn Jenner "Read it cover to cover while I was taking a massive shit. Diarrhea has never been so much fun!" -Catherine, Princess of Wales "Truindenashendubbabapresser!" -Joe Biden "What a great read! Dr. Brandon is like Forrest Gump, but slightly more retarded." -Tom Hanks "Hilarious...almost as good as smoking crack and pissing on hookers.... almost." -Hunter Biden "Allah Akbar! Maybe Americans aren't so bad after all" -Al Qaeda "This is a book with lots of words and letters written in a time when we must think of the future in the present tense." -Kamala Harris