Waterfowling 101

Download or read book Waterfowling 101 written by Frederick Kloecker and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-26 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fred Kloecker is a man who has lived a safe, comfortable life of relative privilege. His parents belong to a country club, and the staff at the pricy steakhouse downtown knows him by name. But when he meets his parents' peculiar neighbor Jon, an extravert with a passion for hunting and larger-than-life personality, Fred begins to discover a new stripped-down version of existence devoid of luxury and excess-an approach completely foreign to him.Jon and his buddies, a motley cast of country characters, are determined to teach Fred duck hunting "the way it ought to be." And though the lessons he learns are frequently embarrassing and almost always painful, Fred comes to realize a simpler life is, indeed, a good life. Naturally, the normal pitfalls and challenges befall the greenhorn, and often at great expense to his pride. Lessons such as sit still, don't look up and point, and be careful making bets that include the phrase, "If you're right, I'll buy dinner," are often acquired with a painful dose of humility. However, a spectacular adventure also begins, helping Fred step far beyond his comfort zone.Enjoy Fred's profoundly funny, raucous, real-life adventure as he embarks on a journey from being a man dependent on his creature comforts to one with a genuine appreciation for even the most rustic (read: grueling) of environments, which, ironically, give him more than he ever would have believed. And as Fred's experiences take hold of him, they forever alter his perceptions and turn his predictable search for another exotic private beach into a hunt for sanctuary and tranquility that now only a duck blind can offer.