Bangkok Psycho

Download or read book Bangkok Psycho written by Bradley Lorimer and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-10 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious and shocking tale told in the form of raw bar-banter, encompassing jail, adultery, too much tequila, Singapore, Indian soap stars, the Russian mafia, an AIDS scare, an IIHF World Cup appearance, ladyboys and trannies, psych wards, Hollywood encounters, Oscar winning movies and actors, Michael Jackson's best dance moves, picking up and seducing hundreds of ladies, run-ins with the odd hooker, cop, and celebrity, as well as an abortion and a few bouts of epilepsy and psychosis resulting in suicide attempts... Bangkok Psycho is the story of a scared, bullied and ostracised, young, skinny and poor Catholic raised rural Australian boy, who after his failed marriage to his first girlfriend, lets loose by deciding to take his mathematics and physics skills from the classroom to the bedroom, and living the dream by working on Hollywood blockbusters for Lucasfilm's ILM, such as Star Wars, Transformers and the Oscar winning Rango. It starts off with the romantic story of how he met and fell in love with two beautiful women in Bangkok, choosing the wrong one, and subsequently getting divorced due to her having an affair after having secured her Permanent Residency visa in Australia. The entire episode lasted 11 years, and by the time it was all over, he contacted the 'one that got away', gave her the ring, said, "I should have given this to you oh so many years ago." and the rest is history. Having been ostracised in every facet of life in Australia from schooling, to sports, and even in the work place due to Australia's machoism, he finally snapped at the age of 30, setting himself an impossible challenge by deciding to become a Pickup Artist, focusing on the art of attracting the hottest and seemingly most untouchable girl in the bar or club. The initial introduction to alcohol along with the night scene would see him develop epilepsy and schizophrenia, which unchecked would turn out to be a death sentence, landing him in some absolutely insane scenarios and situations that have to be explained and deciphered to be believed. Over the course of the next few years he perfected and mastered his routine, being the perfectionist that he was, studying the writings of Erik von Markovik (Mystery), author of 'The Mystery Method', and Neil Strauss, author of, 'The Game', becoming so great at seduction that he could basically walk into any bar or club, pick a target, and end up in her panties come evenings end. Hundreds of pick ups via his own refined method, the introduction to strip clubs and seduction, jail, Michael Jackson dance solos, countless emergency wards, more adultery than can be counted, Hollywood contacts, being drugged and robbed, porn stars, hookers, celebrities, models, trannies, and a couple of psych wards later, and the latter decade turned out to be one of utter disbelief and mayhem, all in a regular weeks work for him... ending up back where he started, in search of true love, but only after having faced his fears head on and learning how to protect himself.