All the Things Mom Will Never Say

Download or read book All the Things Mom Will Never Say written by Noé Carlain and published by Schiffer + ORM. This book was released on 2022-03-28 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A silly and funny anthology of things a mom will never ever tell her child! Don't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead. In this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom. She'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables. But kids know they can always count on mom to always want a kiss and hug. So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.