Back the F*ck Up!

Download or read book Back the F*ck Up! written by Danny Vittore and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-13 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holy Sh*t! Run for your lives! The animal kingdom is a messed-up place. Good thing you don't have to live in it because there are animals that would make Chuck Norris look like a wuss. In this tell-all tale of Animals Gone Wild, humorist Danny Vittore introduces you to the F U attitude of creatures great and small, including the fearless honey badger, which has the balls to take on lions and king cobras just for laughs; Gary Busey batsh*t crazy squirrels; and cane toads, which love to hump things Jersey Shore style.