Fuck, Man!

Download or read book Fuck, Man! written by Andé Wegner and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-30 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fuck, Man!" is former Comedian Nick Huffman's first book, which almost immediately hit Number One in Non-Fiction Humor New Releases and Performing Arts, making this Huffman's Second Number One on Amazon, the first being his debut Comedy Album "Abusing the First Amendment" (Discontinued).Presented by DirtBag Clothing: Nick Huffman is a natural storyteller, who writes with a clear and unmistakable voice. Whether it be a story from childhood or the bedroom, he has a very unique ability to make you laugh out loud but somehow also manages to leave you feeling good on the inside, that is, unless you are Sammy Hagar.About the author: Nick Huffman is the owner of America's Smallest Venue, The Looney Bin in Bradley, IL. Previously, he did Stand Up Comedy, Professional Comedy Roasts, syndicated television and radio for Chicago based Radio Icon Mancow Muller, and created the model and co-produced the first American Drive In Theater Concert after Covid, bringing Live Music back after months of silence. He is also a regular featured guest on the MKUltraSound Podcast with MK Ultra Magazine's founder, Alex Zander, who claims that Huffman is easily his favorite person to interview, which is quite the statement considering he is a huge kiss fan and has interviewed Gene Simmons!CONTENTSForeword By: Andé A. Wegner..............................1Prologue....................................... ..................6Grab That Bat, Boy...........................................10My First Squirrel Hunting Experience.....................17The Binoculars................................................32The Filter Queen..............................................38When Child Abuse Was Still Legal........................46This Is Rambo.................................................52I'm Sorry......................................................58The Stolen Thunderbird......................................64Luke Chapter 21..............................................70Outlaw Wedding.............................................93What Hell Feels Like.........................................98Ray the Alligator............................................107Holy Shit...D.a.T. Sauce! ............................................116I Took Ron Jeremy to McDonald's ......................126Joining the Mile High Club in Colorado Air Space....133Vegas with Zoe..............................................140I Rode My Bike to Anthony's.............................159Sammy Hagar Can Go Fuck Himself.....................166Beans.........................................................175God's a Real Fuckin' Asshole, Sometimes..............184Wrong Wedding, Assholes.................................189DAC Plays Kankakee.......................................195Axl Rotten...................................................202The Titty Bar................................................205Eat It Hot Maria.............................................218Best Heckler Story Ever....................................224Billie the Goat................................................229Tupac.........................................................241Fish Hooks...................................................259Mancow......................................................265R. Lee Ermey................................................270Worst Alarm Clock Ever...................................273The Cops Busted Up My Christmas Party...............288The Fucking Ram...........................................294Hookers and Ghosts.........................................302Mark My Words: It's Coming.............................308The Waterslide...............................................313Holy Fucking Midgets.....................................318Epilogue.....................................................332