Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 3

Download or read book Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 3 written by Alan To and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to - - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.The First Question of Donald Trump President of United States is most afraid of falling into the language trap when doing a public speech, so he always speaks with cautious. One day, Donald Trump visited Russia. At the airport, a reporter asked Donald Trump, 'Do you want to go to the nightclub?' Donald Trump is very smart and replied this question with another question: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?' In the next morning, the headline of the newspaper is: "The first question of Donald Trump that he asked when he arrived Russia: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?' " 2.One Wish For Three People One day, three people went to the cliff and they met a genie! The genie grants each of them a wish, only if they jump down the cliff while making their wish. The sea is next to the cliff, so it is safe for them to jump down. The first man jumped down and shouted, 'Money! Money!' When he landed, he has money all over his body. The second man jumped down and shouted, 'Gold! Gold!' When he landed, he has gold all over his body. The third man saw that he could not wait to jump down, but unfortunately he was caught by the branches on the way. He shouted, 'Oh! Shit!' In the end, he has shit all over his body. 3.Who Fart on Bus? In the morning, the bus was crowded with people. Someone secretly farts and farts again and it smells so badly, and the passengers cannot move away. Everyone wants to find out this guy and kick him out of the bus, but no one knows who farts. Finally, the driver said, 'Hey! The farting guy! You have not paid the fare yet!' Bob replied. 'Yes, I have paid the fare!' and then he was kicked out of the bus. 4.A Great Prophet There was a place that has no rain for three year. A desperate farmer came to ask the prophet, 'When will it rain?' The prophet gave him an envelop and said, 'This is a secret, and do not reveal it until the time comes. The time will come when you see rain in the sky, then and only then the secret is for you to reveal.' Three days later, it began to rain, and the farmer remembered what the prophet has said, and took out the envelop and opened it. It is written: "It's raining today." The farmer was shocked and said, 'His prophecy comes true! He is really a great prophet!' The Fatal Food One day, a famous nutritionist gave a speech to a large audience in Chicago. "The things we eat that goes into our stomach are enough to kill the majority of people here: the meat is terrible and the vegetables are terrible, and no one of us is aware of the bacteria that are present in the drinking water, and out of all, there is one food that is the most dangerous to our health, but we all have to eat it someday, who can tell me what the fatal food I am talking about? Anyone? The gentleman of the first row, please tell me your answer." The man bowed his head and replied, "A Wedding Cake."