If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll

If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll
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Publisher : Willow Creek Press
Total Pages : 101
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ISBN-10 : 9781623435554
ISBN-13 : 1623435552
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Book Synopsis If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll by : Mary McHugh

Download or read book If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll written by Mary McHugh and published by Willow Creek Press. This book was released on 2014-07-12 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With this delightful, tongue-in-cheek guide for men who can win a case before the Supreme Court or run a conglomerate but can’t find the butter, Ms. McHugh provides a step-by-step guide for making breakfast, emptying the dishwasher, finding the clothes hamper and doing the laundry, along with an assortment of other domestic necessities. She continues with wise advice for men whose wives are pregnant—“How to Live with a Pregnant Wife Without Complaining about Anything While Making Her Feel Sexy and Desirable At All Times”, tells them how to go without sleep for three months after the baby is born, and finishes up with “How to Watch Football and the Baby at the Same Time.” A chapter on taking care of three small boys while staying sane should be on every young father’s emergency list for times when his wife is out of town on business or visiting her mother in Iowa. And finally, instructions on answering a ringing telephone, folding shirts for a business trip and finding his wallet, keys, glasses, socks and underwear are absolute must-reads for every man who thinks some invisible being does all those things. Aimed at busy women of all ages, this book will also make grown men laugh and might even be useful when they run out of underwear.


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