Idiot-In-Chief

Download or read book Idiot-In-Chief written by Mike Merrill and published by . This book was released on 2012-06-08 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The secret of success has a new rule book, tested and proven from the streets of Chicago all the way to the White House. You don't need executive experience or integrity, and you don't have to waste years working your way up the ladder. Hard work and responsibility are no longer required. You just need to lie convincingly, pay off your supporters, and avoid responsibility at all costs. Idiot-in-Chief: How to Lie, Cheat & Steal the Election offers stunningly simple ways to hoodwink voters and sidestep the Constitution-all while passing the buck for anything and everything. Topics include:- Promise Anything to Get Elected- Make Sure Your Documents Are Forged Well in Advance- If You Can't Find Their Dirty Laundry, Invent It- Carefully Stage Impromptu Photo Ops- Put Off Tough Decisions Until After the Next Election- Announce Prime Time Speeches When You Have Nothing to Say- Always Pay Off Your Bookies and Your Bundlers- Never Put a Plan on Paper-Just give Speeches- When In Doubt-Waffle- Always Find Someone's Ass to Kick- Say Anything to Get Re-electedIt's all about rewarding your supporters, punishing your opponents, and living large at the public trough. Not since Rules for Radicals has there been such a simple blueprint for grabbing power, sticking it to the taxpayers and relentlessly passing the buck.