Navigating the Female Universe

Download or read book Navigating the Female Universe written by Mark Dobbs and published by . This book was released on 2013-02-07 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This "Guide" is a simple beginning, a stepping off point, the first cast, the kick-off, tee shot, puck-drop, tip-off, or whatever. It won't keep you from making mistakes along the way, no guide can do that. But perhaps the next time you're sitting in the garage or man cave or your favorite watering hole contemplating why your female partner is "pissed" at you, maybe this guide will give you a hint at where you went wrong. The guide certainly doesn't attempt to cover every possible nuance of behavior in the Female Universe (FU) and even if it did women would continue to change and surprise most men anyway. Change, so it would seem, is just part of the greater design in the FU. The FU is a truly complex concept. No matter what you might otherwise think, even if you're a dyed-in-the-wool male chauvinist, you need to relent and understand that women DO control the known universe. Look, in the beginning God created Man and then, for many reasons, God also created Woman (this means many reasons NOT related to having sex - most men have a single, simple focus which will be unraveled in the book). Assuming normal developmental rules for creating, or prototyping a new product - the first prototype of any new creation is usually simpler and cruder. The second prototype generally has fewer flaws and is less crude than its predecessor. Therefore, it is simple deductive reasoning to assume that the second person God created, the Female, may have been considered an "improved" model. This book acknowledges that most guys want to be successful in their environment and that the way to do that to some degree is to learn how to be creative and agile in that environment. It doesn't matter if the environment is work or sports or even the Female Universe - a few simple tools might give smart men a bit of an edge.