Reasons to Vote for Republicans

Download or read book Reasons to Vote for Republicans written by Rosco Coltrane and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-10 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why should Democrats have all the fun? Ours is cheaper because we can put together a tighter budget. Plus we packed just as much content into 80 fewer pages!Give it as a gift!Great for that uncle who thinks the only way to stop immigrants from getting his guns is to get more guns.Perfect for that grandmother who still uses the word colored and doesn't follow it with the word pencil.Necessary for that brother-in-law who is convinced a secret power elite of the U.S. Government (not the one you know about), the United Nations, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, extraterrestrials, and Academy Award-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence is conspiring to establish an apocalyptically all-powerful Central World Government of dark-skinned homosexuals through the fluoridation of public drinking water, and you know he's crazy, but the longer he talks the more you think he might be onto something, I mean he does know a lot more about cabals than you do.This is a must read for everyone you know. Full of every useful Republican idea, but you can read it in a single sitting!