Red Green's Duct Tape Is Not Enough

Red Green's Duct Tape Is Not Enough
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Publisher : Hatherleigh Press
Total Pages : 213
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ISBN-10 : 1578261090
ISBN-13 : 9781578261093
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Book Synopsis Red Green's Duct Tape Is Not Enough by : Steve Smith

Download or read book Red Green's Duct Tape Is Not Enough written by Steve Smith and published by Hatherleigh Press. This book was released on 2002 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So, you’re getting a little older. You’ve lost the slimness of youth and the smoothness of youth and the hair of youth and the youngness of youth, and you’re starting to wonder what happened to that handsome, happenin’ guy who used to make the ladies swoon–or at least not run away screaming. Well, never fear! Red Green and the Possum Lodge are here to invite you to lower the bar and pull up a stool. They’ll make you feel proud of yourself for your many achievements–like the fact that you’ve never killed anyone on purpose, you’ve never had an extramarital affair with a supermodel, and you never forget to comb the four or five remaining hairs on your head. Hey, it’s not how good you look–it’s how hard you try! Sure, Red Green is the international movie-star mastermind behind the blockbuster megahitDuct Tape Forever!–but that doesn’t mean he can’t take time out from Hollywood to remind you that you have to grow old, but you never have to mature! InDuct Tape is Not Enough: A Humorous Guide to Midlife, Red Green provides all the wit and wisdom you need to make it through the golden years. You’ll find out what’s wrong with successful people, why never to laugh at a tax auditor, and how to survive your midlife crisis. For starters, step away from those rollerblades–NOW.


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