Rumped!

Download or read book Rumped! written by Ian Wood and published by Ian Wood. This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We the government, having been duly elected by a minority of the people, hold these truths to be self-evident: that all real men are created straight and white (it is the White House after all), that they are endowed by their creator with certain n̶o̶n̶-̶i̶m̶m̶i̶g̶r̶a̶n̶t̶ inalienable rights, and that among these are Profit, Privilege, and the Pursuit of tax havens, and also copping a feel of any woman you fancy regardless of what she wants. Thus began the monkey business of government, with a president always fearing the next election, a hastily-chosen cabinet holding the last of the personalized vodka, and an agenda sitting on the desk of what would have been the ovum office for the first time in history, had four million registered voters got off their asses and done what they'd registered to do, but we get the government we deserve carrying on tradition, and did it carry on! They don't refer to it as govern mental for nothing.....