The Fault in Our Pants: a Parody of the Fault in Our Stars

The Fault in Our Pants: a Parody of the Fault in Our Stars
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Total Pages : 124
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ISBN-10 : 0692253599
ISBN-13 : 9780692253595
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Book Synopsis The Fault in Our Pants: a Parody of the Fault in Our Stars by : Steve Lookner

Download or read book The Fault in Our Pants: a Parody of the Fault in Our Stars written by Steve Lookner and published by . This book was released on 2014-07-14 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, "What's that in your nose?""They're called cannula," I said. "These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe.""Would they help me breathe, too?" she asked."I dunno, wanna try?""Nah," she replied, "I don't wanna look like a weirdo.""Wanna know a secret?" I asked."Yeah!"I licked my finger and rubbed it on her arm. "I just gave you cancer," I whispered.***You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now read the parody!THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS is the hilarious new full-length parody of "The Fault in Our Stars". Just listen to these reviews:"Grand." -Augustus Waters"A douchefest." -Hazel Grace Lancaster"Will there be a braille edition?" -Isaac"Why wasn't I in the movie?" -KaitlynAll the big scenes that weren't in the book but should have been are here! For instance:--The scene where Hazel tells Isaac that "always" no longer applies if your significant other goes blind--The scene where Hazel wastes her Genie Wish by wishing for a million more wishes--The scene where Hazel tries to take it past first base in the Anne Frank HouseAnd many more!From support group to the swing set of tears, from Augustus' trophies to Amsterdam, from Van Houten to Venn diagrams, it's all in THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS. So go ahead, give it a shot. You know you want to read it more than "Paper Towns."


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