Why Limit Happy to an Hour?
Author | : Mary Phillips |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 68 |
Release | : 2010-09-14 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781449402068 |
ISBN-13 | : 1449402062 |
Rating | : 4/5 (062 Downloads) |
Download or read book Why Limit Happy to an Hour? written by Mary Phillips and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether the subject is cocktails, men, chocolate, weight, relatives, motherhood, or just plain unadulterated attitude, Phillips finds a way to sum up life's happenings one zinger at a time. For example: "I used to care but now I take a pill for that." "Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out . . . I can usually keep the bitch quiet with chocolate." "When life gives you lemons, add vodka." Phillips promises to stimulate the economy one drink at a time with this keepsake book of witticisms featuring her popular full-color artwork and sassy one-liners. Now cheers to that!